(From the script of a well-memed scene from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 2005)
INT. CORUSCANT-CHANCELLOR’S OFFICE-EARLY EVENING
MACE arrives with THREE JEDI to arrest PALPATINE.
PALPATINE: Master Windu. I take it General Grievous has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.
MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.
MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.
PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.
PALPATINE: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
MACE: Not yet!
PALPATINE stands, a laser sword appears out of his cloak sleeve, and he spins toward the JEDI.
PALPATINE: It's treason, then.
PALPATINE attacks the JEDI. DASH Rendar and LOADSOR start fighting and run to a control panel.
DASH: This switch opens the blast shield. Close it behind us, Loadsor.
LOADSOR: But... we'll be trapped.
Loadsor pushes the switch and they hide as the blast shield starts closing, just before PALPATINE reaches them.
266 EXT. NABOO-MAIN CITY-HOUSETOP-DAWN
OBI-WAN waits and waits and waits. (It's a ANAKIN/SHMI moment)
OBI-WAN: Young Skywalker...
*sniff*
OBI-WAN: ...Where are you?
OBI-WAN hears something. He looks at the top of the tower down below.
267 EXT. NABOO-MAIN CITY
ANAKIN almost jumps.
ANAKIN: Obi-Wan?
OBI-WAN: Finally! The boat is ready. I'll come down and meet you.
ANAKIN runs off the platform of the city's top level.
268 EXT. NABOO-MAIN CITY-BEACH-DAWN
Anakin keeps running, when he runs into something soft. He looks up and sees Padme; he stops and smiles.
PADME: Look, it's not safe here. Let's just board the ship and leave.
ANAKIN: Yes, I've found a way to save you-
PADME: Don't say it. I don't want to hear it.
ANAKIN: Padme, I ran away from my own emotions. I'm not afraid to let them rule me again. (Getting on his knees) I am a Jedi, and I believe in purity of thought, but I can't deny my feelings for you.
Anakin gets up, and starts to walk towards Padme, but he crumples over in pain.
PADME: Anakin? What is it?
ANAKIN: I can't see... Everything is spinning.
PADME runs to get some water from the ocean. She rubs some on Anakin's forehead, and realizes what's happening.
PADME: No.
ANAKIN
Ryan North: Seinfeld episodes (The first 5 lines are canon, the rest AI-generated)